Hailee Kreutz
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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via punkmonksteven)

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trendytween:

i never know what 2 do when a baby’s crying?? should i ask it why?? you hungry?? thirsty?? worried about the economy??

(Source: dumbcatholic, via medleyofrandom)

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thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.
boom-chica-pop:

*Batman pokes head through floorboards*

-annoying:

no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

i might

(via medleyofrandom)

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deanimation:

gavinotorchwick:

flyntcoal:

flyntcoal:

literally gained a follower and lost one within a minute. 

did they make a mistake

was i not good enough

DID THEY RYAN ME

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Did everyone get Ryan’d as well

#UpAllNightToGetRyan’d

You know what, from now when that happens, I will refer to it as “getting Ryan’d” and it will make me feel better

(via medleyofrandom)

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bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via thesunssong)

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inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

(via preengles)

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buttpilgrim:

Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

(Source: skeletim, via preengles)

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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via baylibri)

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